"She’ll say, “Jonathan, what you thinking?” and I tell her everything
Even if sometimes I’m scared to tell her, and I know it’s gonna sting
If that’s too much for her, and she turns cold as ice
That’s okay, I believe in tellin’ the truth, and I’m willing to pay the price
And she’s gonna, she’s gonna respect me."
By some dude called Jonathon Richman, in an article by some dude called Jefferey Lewis